procrasturbate 

Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.

Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.

procrasturbate by pennyworth December 15, 2014

Procrasturbate 

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

Procrasturbate by carols213 May 11, 2016

Procrasturbate 

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

Procrasturbate by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrasturbate 

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

Procrasturbate by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrasturbate 

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

Procrasturbate by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Procrasturbate 

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

Procrasturbate by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

procrasturbate 

when u don't wanna do work so u jerk off

"I didn't want to write that essay last night so I procrasturbated"

procrasturbate by Nick Clarkes January 15, 2021