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Procrastibating

To put a hold on whatever your going to do by masturbating
I really really need to clean my room but i cant stop "Procrastibating"
by jayanator May 10, 2011
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procrastibate

The act of extending a masturbatory session by delaying orgasm. In effect, having tantric sex with yourself.
Man, I can procrastibate for four and a half hours, but I can't walk the next day!
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procrastibation

1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge
by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005
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Procrastibator

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.
Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.
by Rumplekins May 27, 2009
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Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.
Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010
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procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.
I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate
by cosmic-n March 5, 2024
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Procrastibator

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...
by Vanspades February 18, 2021
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