Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019

Claude pricing

A $35 USD prostitute.

How much did you pay for that hooker?

She said she would do Claude pricing.

by Mr. Burns74 March 22, 2021

wholestale pricing

A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.

I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

Dynamic pricing

When products don’t have a set or consistent price and seemingly change by the second. The strategy is prevalent in the airline industry leading to wildly different prices for the same level of service and accommodations, or more often a lack there of.

Corporations openly price gouge their customers by labeling the practice “dynamic pricing” which means anytime someone wants or needs their product or service the price goes up. The advertised price is never the price paid, because fuck you, that’s why.

by Robert Flyinbobber Longcaster April 4, 2024