procrastabation

The act of masturbation in order to delay having to do a boring task

I need to do my homework....
gonna do some procrastabation instead

by LifeofRiley97 October 14, 2013

Procrastakissing

Procrastakissing is the art of procrastinating in kissing form. It is kissing someone who you might not otherwise want to kiss, in order to avoid chores like cleaning an homework. It's a fine art.

"I really did not want to study for my exam, so I started procrastakissing my boyfriend, Brad."

by HurricaneE June 10, 2014

procrastanigga

A nigga that waits till 11:59 to get ready for the club knowing damn well he got to leave a 12 and don't even have his shit picked out.

Where's Walt?

You know that procrastanigga ain't even started getting ready yet.

by Dog eat dog June 3, 2016

procrastaddiction

The constant need to do every other possible thing you can think of instead of the work you should actually be doing.

Once again, my procrastaddiction has prevented me from meeting my deadlines, but at least my house is spotless.

by Letter-Blaster-the-Word-Master February 5, 2017

procrastaception

The act procrastinating to procrastinate.

I wanted to complete my homework but wanted to procrastinate but wanted to procrastinate to procrastinate, so I did procrastaception.

by fkcboi February 14, 2017

procrastageddon

When you procrastionate so much that all of your deadlines hit you at once, so you are forced to work on your tasks frantically.

Dude, I survived procrastageddon

by NoxMelo November 7, 2017

Procrastagrammer

1. A person who procrastinates posting on Instagram.
2. A person who constantly makes posts for Instagram and talks about posting them, but never actually posts them.

Trent: “OMG Lilly, stop talking about posting on Instagram and just post already-you’re such a procrastagrammer!!”

Lilly: “I still have posts on my phone from Christmas that I haven’t posted on Instagram and it’s already July like you might as well call me a procrastagrammer!”

Paige: “Lilly, you are definitely the biggest procrastagrammer I’ve ever met!!”

by LillyConner July 6, 2020