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Preening

Mostly associated with females however also seen in males, preening is the act of trying to make oneself more attractive to a potential mate or person of the opposite sex.

A common preening technique is straightening of clothing or flicking of ones hair.
More showy forms of preening would include metaphorically wiping dust off ones shoulders showing they are smooth commonly seen in some men trying to impress.
Dianne saw an attractive guy sitting on the park bench

Guy looks up at her
Dianne instant ly reacted by preening herself, flicking her hair before walking past the guy
by Mudekdek October 2, 2017
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Peence

A penis that is long (apprx. 6-12 inches flaccid) and is incredibly skinny. Basically the opposite of a chode.
Everyone laughed at Mason's peence because it was funny looking. He then cut it off that night because he realized that it is better to have no penis than a peence at all.
by KelCon Mason March 14, 2011
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Preena

Preena. Typically a beautiful female. Used to describe intellectual, beautiful, funny and sexy females. Preena's are very successful beings.
Dude 1: Yo, she's hot and smart!
Dude 2: She's a Preena, man
by JackSmith089 December 21, 2012
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teen peen

When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!
Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.
by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004
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Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.
The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.
by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007
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Peenhammer

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer
Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night
by Rah300 March 22, 2020
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Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.
Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.
by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020
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