procastimaster

A specialist or master at putting off for tomorrow what can be done today!!!

This guy keeps telling me "I'll do it tomorrow." What a "procastimaster"

by Chris Trask May 1, 2007

preasts

An idiot term for a woman's breasts

Mel you have huge preasts, may i fork them?

by nup September 10, 2005

Precrastination

Delaying having to procrastinate as much as possible.

Person A: Stop all this precrastination
Person B: I've got plenty of time; I'll get around to procrastinating later.

by coconutpourer September 27, 2011

Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature

I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night

by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

Procastinating

Erling

He's being an erling again. Procastinating forever

by Brobeans21 May 9, 2021

Procasturbate

The act of delaying an orgasm whilst masturbating.

I could have came immediately but I procasturbated to savor the climax.

by Cow Boi March 7, 2018

contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.

Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.

by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009