Spit-Poked

Derived from Spit-Roast.

Two lads looking at sexy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. You can then post on her comments that she's just been spit-poked :-P

'While at work browsing Facebook on our mobiles'

"Hey Dave" you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she's hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.

(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her sexy pictures and she loves the attention of being Spit-Poked)

by motostuff March 26, 2010

Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

poked

Stuffed, rooted, broken, irrepairable, busted, fucked,

'Had a double dipped square last night - Fuck im poked'.

by Rigs April 27, 2003

Poped

Being Arse-Raped by a catholic preist or a pope. most commonly victims include young boys.

Ben makes it into a ritual, being poped every sunday morning after service

by Jok3r098 July 7, 2010

poned

Getting any part of a girl shoved in your face accidentally.

Corey: Dude, she just poned you!
Aaron: Dude, I have a poner!

by joey j September 20, 2005

poled

To have incurred horrible pain to the the genital region, usually in males, by a cylindrical, vertical structure often referred to as a pole.

The guys poled Chau the other day. LMAO

by The Beholder of Truth March 27, 2005

Pixed

To be cursed by a pixie or other impish Fae creature.

"Watch this," Jenks whispered. My eyebrows rose as the pixy flitted from my earring. The autumn sun coming in was suddenly full of sparkles as he surreptitiously sifted a glowing dust over the detective. I'd bet my best pair of lace panties it wasn't the usual pixy dust. Glenn had been pixed.
I hid a smile. In about twenty minutes Glenn would be itching so bad he wouldn't be able to sit still.

by KyanosCoyote May 24, 2018