Pitcher's Mound

The act of defecating on the bathroom floor immediately in front of the toilet.
Related: upper decker
Special Note: Much like the Upper Decker, the Pitcher's Mound bears weighty ramifications and sends a powerful message. As such, it should only be unleashed when the circumstances are dire and there seems no other course of action.

The shit was about to hit the fan, but Tommy made sure it hit the floor first.

by Shi Zewr Porwn April 17, 2005

Pitchers Poison

A term used when playing wiffle ball and the are not enough players to fill all positions. The first baseman is pulled to play another position. If a ball is hit and then thrown to the pitcher before the batter gets to first base it is an out and called pitchers poison!

russbusby hit the ball hard to the shortstop, but was called out as the ball was thrown to the pitcher on the mound before russbusby got to first base utilizing the pitchers poison rule.

by Coldbeers January 16, 2011

1 girl 1 pitcher

A "sequel" to the video who started it all --2 girls 1 cup. This shock video starts with a man opening a woman's vagina as the woman urinates into a pitcher. The man holds the pitcher as she urinates. The woman, then drinks the urine. After she drank it, the man urinates into that same pitcher. The girl drinks his urine. The video ends with the man pooping on the girl and then spreads and rub the feces on her.

Tom: Hey Jack!
Jack: Hey, man. Wassup?
Tom: Nothing, want to get some beer?
Jack: Uh...no thank you. I watched 1 girl 1 pitcher last night
Tom: What's that?
Jack: Google the video
*Tom Googles the video*
NEXT MORNING

Jack: Hey man, hows the video?
Tom: SHUT UP! You fuckin jackass!

by xXangelwolfXx March 21, 2011

pitcher plant

a plant that eats meat by luring flying insects into the tube-like structure of it's leaf. the leaf-hinged flap shuts on the tube, leaving the fly trapped inside. the walls are made of a substance that prevent flys climbing up then, so when they run out of energy, they fall into the gastric juices that digest it.

the pitcher plant eats meat

by k.f. May 23, 2006

Post Poacher

A newsgroup / forum user who waits until someone else has answered someone's question, and then posts the same answer, slightly reworded, in order to try and get some credit (and an MVP nomination)

OP: Can someone help? How do I access ServerA from ServerB using ProgramA?
- User1: Just add a permission entry for ServerA in ProgramA
(30 minutes later)
- Post Poacher: All you need to do is edit ProgramA's permission settings to allow ServerA
- User1: Good work Einstein. How about coming up with your own thoughts for once?

by Crundy January 17, 2008

Ass Poacher

N. One, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person's ass. This can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl's ass while in presence of a girlfriend. Ass poaching is not, however, unisexual. A woman can be an ass poacher, as well as the ass poached.

also: ass poached, ass poaching, "poached ass", ass poachery

I can't believe Wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant ass poacher!!!

by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions

Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.

by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006