how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

recorded with a potato

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

Potato Knishes

A very weird song about potatoes on YouTube that is popular but very creepy.

"Look up the song Potato Knishes on YouTube, you will like it."

by Jaxsenlover January 1, 2017

X-Potato

X-Potato is a word that shouted by a cute doggo on youtube called Inugami Korone, it can be used to call her fan, but basically we are all X-Potato

We are all X-Potato

by Hiraa November 20, 2020

potato directioner

a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.

potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”

by sakasirat July 9, 2021

potato.liam

Liam silk’s wife and like the best person ever

potato.liam is a queen 🥵

by potato.liam June 11, 2021

a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

by Sexydimma June 4, 2013