posteurbater

One who repeatedly replies to their questions/comments on an online forum.

I don't know why he ever asks a question anyway, he's such a posteurbater no one else has a chance to answer!

by Trashbags McGee October 10, 2017

Pasturbate

Verb: When a navy recruit/officer really horny while flying a helicopter, crash-lands in Vietnam, gets intoxicated on alcohol, masturbates, and passes out in a Taco Bell restroom.

I crash landed in Vietnam and proceeded to pasturbate.

by Ben’s alt persona’s GF December 12, 2023

Perturbate

To unwanted contact near a general genital area. Annoyingly rubbing or touching the leg close to the groin; or the shoulders and/or stomach near the breasts.

Girl one: Did you see Jim at the party last night? He was all over Cathy!

Girl two: Yeah, and he kept trying to perturbate her; you could tell she didn't like it.

by Wolfwitz February 11, 2010

pensturbate

The annoying, incessant clicking of a pen that grates on your nerves.

My coworker continues to pensturbate his clicky pen, annoying the rest of us.

by Questor69 September 7, 2014

poosterbaterprocrastinator

similar to Poopsterprocrasturbation but sounds better. means to poop and wank simultaneously when you have to do something more impotent to do

hi sol im a poosterbaterprocrastinator and proud

by moppalady February 1, 2014

pesturbator

To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.

*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

Passturbate

Masturbating so hard you pass out from exhaustion

Johnny went to his room to passturbate so he could fall asleep.

by Master Zed June 5, 2016