Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS)

A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.

"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"

by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009

McChicken Position

A sexual position where the man cradles the girl in his arms in the air. Locking her knees into his elbows, and holding her head for leverage while she is bent over and taking him from behind.

Man he got this bitch in the McChicken position! Oh hell naw!

by Jagger_187 November 26, 2016

B and P position

The position when a girl is bent over so you can see her butt and her pussy, therefore called the B and P position. Aka the best position to observe a woman in the world.

Kali wanted to really turn me on so she got in the B and P position!

by jon62551 September 29, 2009

flank two position

Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.

(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.

Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!

by CDeck January 22, 2006

Lane Position

The Lane Position is when you, and (a) friend(s),

and lay down in the middle of the road (preferably

a lane w/ more traffic), with an erection. The first

one to become flaccid wins; the loser loses his penis.

This can be accomplished side-by-side or, one after another. (feet-to-head)

Exceptions:

Cars need to be going fast. The faster the car, the

more extreme.

No Blacks. (they'll never win)
No Asians. (they'll always win)

Friend 1: Want to go on the interstate, and do the Lane Position?

Friend 2: No, I am black; therefore I will not be able to partake. You see, I am too well endowed.

Friend 1: Oh.. well, would you care to partake, Friend 3?

Friend 3: Fuck no.

by Nickef October 16, 2010

doggie-position

A sexual position in which the female gets on her hands and knees while the male thrusts from the back. Commonly referred to as doggie style.

Hey man, what do you think about our economy?
I don't know but my favorite way to have sex is in doggie-position.

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by butterba11s June 23, 2016

Mexican Wall Position

One illegally enters Usa and stop to have sex against Trumps border wall. All the weight of one partner is completely supported by other partners arms partner against wall having no feet on ground. After climax both parties take a shit on photo of Trump and glue to border wall with said feces or ejaculate.

Django Candy puts Dee Lila in mexican wall position after crossing mexican texas border and finishes on Trumps face.

by Dee Lila March 21, 2019