helicopter position

A sexual position where the female lies on the bed and the male inserts his penis inside her, so they lie stomach to stomach on the bed. The male then proceeds to rotate with his penis inside the woman, in a clockwise direction, imitating a helicopter blade.
NOTE: This is an extremely difficult and painful manoeuvre, it is not recommended it as it may result in injury.

'We both fancied a shag - I went for the helicopter position and snapped by banjo string.'
'I fucked the shit out of her and we even went for the helicopter! The friction was unreal.'

by TheSpasticTangerine September 3, 2017

The Princess (sex position)

This position is used to show your girl you truly adore her with a little surprise right as you put it in.
The following steps define this sex position:

1. Don’t be sloppy on the job and forget to warm her up first!
2. When the time is nigh, flip her over on her belly, legs together, with a pillow of sorts under her pelvis to prop her ass up without any strain on her part. She should also be resting on her forearms (this will be important for the defining bit of this position)
3. Then, as she can’t see you, grab the ice cream, cupcake, mochi, or another of her favorite deserts that you’ve hidden close by, and right as you enter her, simultaneously bring the dessert into her line of sight.
4. As you slowly fuck her, spoon feed her the desert so that she doesn’t even have to lift a finger.
5. You’ve succeeded if she doesn’t have to do any work as you put delightful things in various holes.

Extra credit if you have the core strength to massage her clit with your free hand.

So we were doing The Princess (sex position), right, because it was our anniversary and all, and then get this, she spits out the ice cream in the middle of it, tells me I got the wrong kind, and that if I want to continue I'll have to go back to the store and return with her other favorite flavor.

by agr3.14 May 24, 2018

positize

The act of turning something negative into a positive

We are going to positize that thought

by witha April 19, 2016

Positive Apples

A brightly optismistic interjection that encourages hope and happiness, while diminishing all that is evil, sour, depressing, inconvenient, and painful about life. This magical interjection usually provokes a smile. It is the verbal antidote to any form of negativity. It is the sugar in the lemonade.

Person 1: Oh no! I didn't get my work done today, just as I never do. On top of that, I have to replace my flat tire and find some way to lie my way out of jury duty. Oh, and my girlfriend just discovered that I've been calling my ex. And yeah, I've got food poisoning too, and I think my appendix just burst.

Person 2: I know, it's a tough day. Positive Apples!

by satisficationJDH December 9, 2009

Position 1 Alpha

To assume a laying position in front of a TV on a coach during work

"Has anyone seen Tim?" "He's currently in Position 1 Alpha"

by Chors September 5, 2017

Pulling Positive

To be making positive progress against a hardship or challenge.

This can both be used to compare directly to the ideal state you're intending to reach or compare against within a challenge, or can be used to compare against a previous state you held when striving against the same challenge in question.

1: Are your health problems still bothering you?

Yes, but I'm pulling positive for the most part.

2: How are you doing on your homework? Think you'll get it done in time?

I had a delay when friend called, but I'm still pulling positive.

3: How are you doing at improving your racing time?

Still not where I want to be, but I'm pulling positive.

by Wispered January 23, 2012

Starfissionary position

When two people lay on top of each other in a starfish formation to have sex and sort of just wiggle against eachother

Both of them ate so lazy the have sex in the starfissionary position

by Jayman108 February 21, 2021