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Pogers

A person who is usually a wHOrE and can suck my shlong Bc like back off man
Hey Pogers where’s Javi ??
by Slickboy8 May 6, 2019
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posers

people who think they know crap about stuff but they really don't and it makes them look like idiots.
I'm not mormon and i don't know anything about them, but they are stupid and brainwashed anyway!
by melanie December 2, 2004
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hanging posters

Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.
Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".
by Babies September 13, 2008
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posers

a person who likes something just because they have heard that someone else likes them. someone who wouldn't understand the meaning behind the lyrics or the thoughts and feelings. someone who says they are when they aren't and are so obviously following along. someone who is so fake it's sickening.
person1: so i'm gonna go buy this AFI cd.
person2: what's AFI?
person1: just this band i like.
person2: what does it stand for?

a week later, (after seeing picture of AFI)
person2: eww, they're so scary looking

a week later after that,
person2: yea!, soo i really like miss murder.
(sings *kiss my eyes and lay me to sleep* in squeaky voice.)
person1: uhmmm..

in other words, posers are people who take the meaning out of something beautiful by twisting it around and turning it into something strange in their little podpeople heads.

not that AFI would ever be ruined.
by loversareliars September 18, 2006
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Poser:
Definition 1: Wears black clothes, and sick t-shirts to impress people and look tough.

Definition 2: Buys a skateboard because they didn't do too well hanging out with the gangsta's.

Definition 3: Listens to Avril Lavigne and wear spike bracelets around their arms the next day.
Example 1:
Moe: Hey, do you skate?

Unknown: No.

Moe: Then why are you wearing Element?

Unknown: I want to skate.

Example 2:

Unknown: Excuse me sir, I want to buy that shirt with the two guns pointing at each other and the rose in the middle. I think it will make me look cool.
by Moe Master September 15, 2005
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Posers

Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music

example: Avril Lavigne.
Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.

Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.

*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*

Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*

Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.

Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?

Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!

Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!

*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*
by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 14, 2006
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Busted Posters

The all new posters and advertisement on urbandictionary. It is like a periodic table but full of perverted stuff that many people don't know the meaning of (i do).
Boner Juice: (Self explanatory)

Mud Pie: When you cum inside of an ass

Dick Yogurt: When you leave milk inside of your dick for several days and you pee it out. It is a tasty, fruity delight. When kids do this, the substance is called trix.

These are just a few of the words from Busted Posters
by O.Z. (who else?) June 11, 2009
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