Stirring the Porridge

Sloppy seconds.

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."

by Jtron 3000 October 03, 2003

cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

by rojer ramjet June 04, 2006

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 07, 2003

porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.

Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

Panty Porridge

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.

Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge

by Twll Tin May 21, 2011

Ghetto porridge

Saltine crackers crushed into ramen broth, then stirred together.

Leroy wasn't feeling full after his bowl of instant noodles, so he crushed some crackers into the soup to make himself some ghetto porridge.

by Roth Vantage November 11, 2018

Oregon Porridge

An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.

"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."

"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"

"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."

by bd150 July 22, 2021