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Stirring the Porridge

"No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
mugGet the Stirring the Porridgemug.

cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.
by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006
mugGet the cock porridgemug.

porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before
A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
mugGet the porridge stirringmug.

porridge

a great deal of money, not the change in your pocket, but a big wad.
Drinks are on me, i gots the porridge.

She just digs my porridge.
by Percy Reno November 19, 2004
mugGet the porridgemug.

Panty Porridge

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
Margaret sneezed and her knickers filled with Panty Porridge
by Twll Tin June 20, 2011
mugGet the Panty Porridgemug.

Columbian Porridge

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal
I woke up on a Saturday to eat some columbian porridge
by Clarrrrky December 7, 2019
mugGet the Columbian Porridgemug.

Oregon Porridge

An extremely full baby diaper with a soft consistency in the fecal matter.
"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."

"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"

"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
by bd150 July 22, 2021
mugGet the Oregon Porridgemug.

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