by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?
(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)
by Anonymous November 6, 2003

by Percy Reno November 19, 2004

noun. The residue found in ladies', or homosexual men's, undergarments. Typically produced post-coitus, although may be excessive fanny batter.
by Twll Tin June 20, 2011

Columbian Porridge is when someone takes a shit, jizzes on it and pisses on it before leaving it in the sun for 6 hrs to enjoy a delicious meal
by Clarrrrky December 7, 2019

"You should have seen the Oregon Porridge my kid gave me today."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
"Oh yeah, was it a mess?"
"Out the diaper and all over her back, a total disaster."
by bd150 July 22, 2021
