Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

Pooschmag

A type of marijuana usually grown outdoors that is brown, burns off black ashes and smells and tastes like shit. usually goes for $20 a half quarter.

Man I totally picked up a quarter ounce of the pooschmag for dirt cheap. Hopefully I don't get a collapsed lung.

by deathslinger666 August 6, 2011

Pooscapades

Anecdotes and jokes surrounding all things faecal.

Man 1: Remember that time I had gastric flu and I exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?!

Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.

by Supermoo19 December 18, 2011

poosevere

getting through a tough, painful, or prolonged poop

I've been on the toilet bowl for fifteen minutes now, I must poosevere.

by Thursty Thurst July 2, 2015

Poosebo

Similar to it's cousin the placebo effect.

Needing an instant shit when taking lines.

I've got that instant poosebo effect and the props just came out.

by Acid tongue December 11, 2017

poosay

this word originated on tiktok from queen cupcakke remixes, in which random words would be swapped out with a sample of them saying "poosay"

from "Queen x CupcakKe- Bohoemoan Papisody"
-Is this my poosay? Is this my vagina?

by realdawgdoublediddy March 9, 2022

poosay

yk when u wanna cum so u text ur sneaky link and like yk fuck and like its ur poosay

or when u wanna be like hey gurllll my poosay a little dry or hey poosay popping princess black african trans queer pussy slay kween on the haus oml

HEY MY POOSAY IS WET

by poosaypoppinkween April 11, 2022