Portable Cleveland Steamer

Another name for the Steam Deck, predicted by Gape Newell several years before the actual steam deck was revealed.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It'll provide you some jack pleasure on the toilet. You know whatever you need it for...

by Uncle Gubber September 11, 2023

Porkable

pork sex cunt

"What about that one there?" "Where?" "there by the bar" "oh year, cor' she's porkable"- To think or say to a chum, i wouldnt mind fucking that bird, she's porkable

by Fatcoins February 3, 2009

Portable classroom

A classroom that looks like a trailer.

Look at that portable classroom.

by SPrice1980 March 7, 2022

portable

Adjective. Descriptive of a woman who is small enough to be carried around during sex, while being penetrated. Similar to a spinner. The most interesting position for a portable woman is the walking 69, usually seen in porn videos. Do not attempt this at home.

She's so small, she's completely portable, so we walked all over my apartment while we fucked.

by Evac156 February 17, 2005

playstation portable(PSP)

the best handheld gaming machine ever!!! also plays movies and music

My playstation portable(PSP) is sooooo much better than your nintendo ds.

by kaisen leong July 16, 2008

Pornably

The probability that you will be watching porn.

Ted: yo james what are you doing later?

James: well dude theres a good chance of pornably later and then maybe washing my crabs away.

Ted: sounds sweet hit me up and we can watch together

by rosie river December 6, 2010

portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014