Pokey

1. Old-time word for "slow".

2. Slang for jail.

3. Gumby's orange pony. Pokey is made out of clay and speaks in a low voice that makes him sound more like a donkey than a pony. Pokey is often jealous of Gumby's talents.

4. A cactus-themed enemy from the Super Mario video game series. Its first appearance was the non-canon Super Mario 2 (Super Mario USA in Japan), but made later appearances in other Mario games including Super Mario World and Paper Mario.

5. A main villain in Earthbound. Pokey is a fat, ego-centric boy who causes trouble for Ness and the others throughout the game. He also appears in Mother 3.

1. Stop being so pokey and catch up!

2. He got thrown in the pokey last night.

3. With his cowboy hat on, Gumby rode Pokey through the desert.

4. Don't jump on a Pokey! They're spiny!

5. Pokey REALLY means business now!

by PokeyMan October 30, 2009

Porket

The pocket you put your bacon in.

I'll keep this bacon in my porket for later.

by Cap'n Harder July 2, 2009

Porkgy

(Por-K-gee)n- An orgy consisting of many fat women. Like, but not limited to, pigs. Pork. Orgy, Porkgy.

Wow this party has got lots of women. They are starting to get drunk and are all >220lbs. Damn this better not turn into a porkgy.
In Paris there are many Porkgys.

by PBandJ^2 June 20, 2011

Tangy Porker

When you take your finger and rub it thoroughly into every crack,crevice and orifice on your body making sure that you`ve collected as much sweat and smell from the depths of the afore mentioned areas, afterwhich you take said finger and with one swift,firm motion wipe along the top lip(just under the nostrils) of the tool in question, leaving a very distinct and informative aroma multiplied in informativness if the said tool is sporting a moustache.

After deciding that Gregory had been a total twat the day before, Nigel,remembering that he hadn`t had a shower for about 2 days decided that a tangy porker was in order, especially as Gregory had elevated his toolness by sporting a moustache.

by JoBoomBoom May 22, 2009

Porker

Classification of an obese person that
has no will to help themselves lose weight.

"Hey check it out, that PORKER sure is puttin those three woppers away pretty easy!"

by shoVel July 20, 2004

Pokey Minch

An evil, chubby bastard, who's like is devoted to making Ness's a living nightmare. He became Giygas's lefthand man, and rode around in a spider-bot that farts.

by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003

Porky Surprise

A taste busting snack as defined by British comedian Jasper Carrot: Ham, jam and Spam wrapped round a Wagon Wheel.

The death row prisoner was asked what he wanted for his last meal. Without a moment's hesitation, and with the resignation of a man condemned, he whispered, "A Porky Surprise".

by Houdinia December 9, 2008