Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009

poopinal

The act of pooping into a urinal.

Bob got so drunk he did a poopinal in the urinal.

by meowlnir May 11, 2018

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

by DummDumm October 29, 2020

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

poopicle

Something that exists in a bathroom after some one has just finished dumping ass, a combination of the word poop and particle.

Person 1 (Chewing Gum in a bathroom)

Person 2: I can't believe your'e chewing gum in the bathroom

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: It's disgusting, the air in here is full of poopicles.

by Intern of the year May 9, 2011