Vodka Pooch

Comparable to a beer gut, a vodka pooch is a small roll of fat gained at the bottom of a 16 year old girls stomach after many weekends of binge drinking.

Joe- "Man check out how hot she is."
Steve- "Yeah, but check out that vodka pooch"

by Dr. Pooch, Ph.D. September 1, 2009

Pooh

Is like a bestfriend on another level. It’s kinda also like a friends with benefits type thing where y’all are close to dating but aren’t necessarily there yet.

“ that’s my Pooh right there.we always vibin”

“ I was texting my Pooh last night he said he wanna smash”

by Cinniriah May 26, 2019

screw the pooch

This expression means to make a catastrophic error or failure.

Watch him screw the pooch at the last minute and the deal fall through.

by Duckbutt January 29, 2006

Period pooh

A phrase a annoying bitchcame up with.

*freind posts a picture of they ugly ass*
"Period pooh 😍"

by Itsmeehoe June 3, 2019

Pooh bearing

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh

Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing

by cyclaptor January 26, 2010

tao of pooh

a book about how Pooh is a great Taoist master, and what Tao is.

As Owl pontificates, Pooh just is.

by Black Dragon Wizard April 4, 2005

Pooch-kin

Adore our pups like little kids (munchkins), in an endearing way.

"Hey pooch-kin, you're so silly and cute"

by treelover2400 October 24, 2018