poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007

poor man's weed

when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.

friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."

by chynnavagina February 22, 2008

poor man's speedball

a combination of hydrocodone and adderall, crushed up and snorted. the desired effect is to mimic the feeling of the authenic speedball, while spending much less money.

i got a hangover from raging last nite, just did a poor man's speedball.

by deballs July 20, 2010

poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

Poor man's Plato

Jesus.
Refers to the fact that the teachings of Jesus are just rehashed Greek philosophy. Hence the god of the New Testament is somewhat more tolerant than the belligerent god of the Old Testament.

Listen here MC Hammer, don't you lecture me with your crazy religious beliefs, your Jesus was nothing but a poor man's Plato!

by neroismyhero October 30, 2009

Poor Man's caller tune

When someone doesn't have a caller tune that they bought, but rather record a song off the radio, and make that their callertune.

When Vernon called Shaniqua, he heard a poor recording of Beyonce's "Single Ladies" on a car radio. He also heard gum smacking, traffic, a turn signal, and farting. That's what I call a Poor man's caller tune.

by po man October 18, 2011

Poor Man's Bling

1. (n.) When someone has more keychains than keys.

1. "Bro what are all those keys for? You must have like 10 cars!" "Nah man, it's just my poor man's bling."

by Classy Suburb Kid December 31, 2010