poopse

(v) To fart. Euphemism regularly heard growing up in Upper Midwest among people of German ancestry.

Who poopsed?

by Googster July 14, 2009

poopskeet

An act of vandalism which requires two cooperating parties: the defecator and the ejaculator. The first party (defecator) must drop a deuce onto the victim or one of the victim's belongings. Immediately after the deuce has been dropped, the ejaculator must skeet on top of the load. With good form, the poopskeet will represent the duality of all things in nature; light and dark, good and evil, poop and skeet.

John and I poopskeeted all over that asshole's car yesterday. Taught him a lesson.

by steph4n June 23, 2008

poopscraint

The territory on a male's nether regions including the poop chute, scrotum, and taint.

I got kicked in the poopscraint during the soccer game today--I didn't know which part to hold.

by akilles13 March 18, 2009

poopshavemasturbathing

It's an usual male bathing ritual: first you take a shit, then jack off, then shave yourself, so finally you take a shower.

Bro 1: Hey man, why did it take you so long in the bathroom?
Bro 2: Cause I took a poopshavemasturbathing.

by blacktimots June 12, 2015

fire poops

Explosive fecal matter, that happens after eating spicy or questionable food. It leaves the anus in scatter shot form covering the entire toilet in bown small cunks that penetrate deep into the water. It will burn your ass hole like no other sensation. The burning feeling will last hours so be ready for a long night of the fire poops

Bro I had some bad burritos and now I have some major fire poops

by Thepoopsloreguy May 24, 2018

The Poops

A type of stomach problem that causes the sufferer to spend hours on the toilet

Jimmy can't come to school today, he has the poops.

by Hx December 26, 2003

poopsicle

a frozen doo doo.

It's so cold outside my labradoodle just made a poopsicle.

by palmie g January 23, 2013