slimy proposal

Another term for ejaculating into your partner as you propose to them.

As Marie walked down the aisle to her soon-to-be husband, she could only blush when the memory of his slimy proposal replayed in her mind.

by Dominion444 August 9, 2023

Pooposity

The degree to which something resembles a large log of shit

The pooposity factor of that automobile is quite high.

by Pucci February 28, 2003

poopola

Something bad, or bad circumstances; generally an understatement.

"My car got keyed, my basement's flooded, and my wife says she's thinking about leaving me."
"That's a whole lot of poopola."

by Cachinno October 1, 2005

Indecent Proposal

A variation of the doggy style sexual position in which the male raises his left or right foot and moves it forward to lay parallel from the recipient's torso.Thus allowing for deeper thrusts and quicker more rapid entry.

She said she wanted it harder so I gave her an indecent proposal. needless to say, she was pleased.

by Elmac January 27, 2009

plunger proposal

a distinctly unimpressive and under-planned engagement proposal, esp. if it occurs in a crass context

you know he asked her to marry him right after he plunged the toilet/switched lanes/flossed/picked dandruff out of his hair? what a plunger proposal

by aidel maidel May 11, 2014

Job proposal

When someone tells you they have a job and will make you some descent amount of $$ for as long as the "job" lasts. It could involve dangerous and illegal things.

Bro i got a job proposal for you tonite meet me in the woods for more details

by TrueDstory June 2, 2016

Vagabond's Proposal

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as an efficient and businesslike request for sex. Just like the Desperado's Wager, but in situations where desperation is not a factor.

I was too tired to go through with the typical protocol of prowling on Saturday, so I performed the Vagabond's Proposal on Terri. I was still home in time for Survivorman.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010