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poopmergency

1. When a child who is not yet potty trained has feces erupting from his or her diaper unexpectedly- whether removed by the child or simply by gravity or other pressures upon the diaper or containment unit.

2. Any activity or instance that involves large quantities of infant, toddler, or child fecal matter on any surface or body part, or other person and or animal in an other than ideal situation or circumstance. Usually one or more persons and multiple surfaces become contaminated in an actual poopmergency
We were on the highway at night when Graeme had a serious poopmergency. He had a blowout in the car seat and was covered in shit from his nipples to his knees. By the end of it, there was poo in my hair, on both our clothes, on the blanket, on the floor of the van, as well as the seat.
by amomsoiknow November 28, 2012
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pooperation

Noun

Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/

1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but

reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.
"After the pooperation, I wasn't sure the toilet would flush."
by billebllunt May 8, 2014
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Poomergency

Intense George's/ diarrhea shits that inevitably happen right after you leave a restaurant and get stuck in gridlocked traffic
As soon as we left China Buffet, dad had a Poomergency so bad that he left the car running Ina traffic jam to look for a bathroom and I had to take the wheel.
by Ms.nursing December 1, 2015
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Pooperbate

When a light skin boy " Sammy Knepp " goes to the bathroom take a shit and masturebates at the same time.
Ex: a guy named Sammy knep was pooperbating in a friends house and they opened the door and saw him they where terrified that they were going to get pooperbated on
by Didn't wnjsjxnsjsj April 6, 2017
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Poopage

Originated in the US Military during the 1990s. Replaces the word shit in a positive role due to the military pushing to eliminate "unprofessional" vernacular amongst a "more professional fighting force".
Staff Sergeant Rangerdaddy says, "Smith you qual'ed expert on the pop-ups? Outstanding! You are the poopage!"
by SFC Smith February 3, 2017
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pooperjagger

The act of shitting while doing the mcjagger.
Pooperjagger- pooping while doing the dance move “mcjagger”

Did you hear that Ryan popperjaggered today”
“OMG no way”
by Whattheballooga November 30, 2017
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Poopergamer564

A thick nigga who’s poops an annoying bitches
Woah, you’re a poopergamer564 dude!!!!
by Poopergamer564 June 1, 2019
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