Poonstarch

Another word used to call somebody a pussy

Quit being a poonstarch{ and sneak out with us.

by Pillbillyy August 7, 2016

poonstruck

When your buddy gives up everything for a crazy bitch because the poon was so good but doesn't see it until it's too late because he was poonstruck.

Chuck, how was I so fucking stupid not to see how crazy this bitch was? Simply put buddy, you were poonstruck.

by Gym General October 9, 2018

pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

poonstreet

1. A person who calls a spade, a spade.

2. Someone who doesn’t give a fuck about being politically correct

Some trannie was whining about not having its own bathroom, and a real poonstreet told them to shut the fuck up and use the men’s room and that just because someone chooses to have their own cock and balls chopped off doesn’t mean they don’t still have a Y chromosome. It’s fucking science the poonstreet said.

by Ryan PoonStreet November 15, 2021

Phonster

Phonster is a monster from.the eastern part of Canada. Phonster is tall, skinny and hairless, by the time you seem.him, it already be too late for you. He survives on squirrels, worms and poison oak.

They say If you see phonster the monster and it doesn't t see you first, take a big shit on the grown as a peace offering, he should leave you alone.

Phonster is knows to be looking for wild game to survive day to day.

by Space kitten September 16, 2021

Pootster

Pooh, Honey, Babe or any sort of name to say to someone you love.

What are you doing pootster?

by Youngboi97 November 29, 2021

Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022