Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011

Poobinator

An attention-seeking lard.

Eugene you're such a poobinator.

by theleadmineman January 5, 2022

spicy poobers

A spicy poober is when you eat a very spicy food and you take a shit that burns the fuck out of your ass crack and your ass hairs when you shit

Justin Bieber took a spicy poobers after eating a dozen jalapeños.

by Spicypoobers July 12, 2016

poobutton.com

The website of the dastardly "Poo Button".

This button, if pressed three times, reveals a video of a guy shitting on a naked woman with Scatman John - Scatman playing in the background.

www.poobutton.com Go at your own risk. You know you want to.

A is the giver and B is the receiver.
A: Hey dude, check out poobutton.com!
B: Cool! *types in url* A red button. How nice.
A: Press it.
B: *presses* Hm. *presses again* This is fun―*presses a third time* (Scatman plays in background) AAUGH! FUCK DUDE! YOU'RE FUCKING SICK!

by AWarnerS December 30, 2011

poofball

Slang term for American football, due to its excessive use of padding and helmets, unseen in other codes of the game.

What's with the special teams and stop-start gameplay in poofball?

by John Popodoulana April 20, 2008

PoofBird

A sexy bird, pink in color, origin unknown

Look at that sexy PoofBird!

by Anonymous January 13, 2004

poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004