Poopenschlach

Its like Perfektenschlach. If you had the best Shit of your life its Poopenschlach

Hey bro how was your shit ?

Dude it was just Poopenschlach

by ElCheeseburger October 5, 2021

Pooffensive

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

by imponerad February 5, 2009

poosen

Poosen is a mixture of poop and semen

Hey Brendon, did you know Genesis has poosen in her ass?

by WasabiButt February 15, 2014

Poodenda

Poodenda is yet another word for pussy.

Jerry is such a poodenda!

by Mavrick_1 May 16, 2006

poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.

DAMN... poofinger again!

by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.

Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"

by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018

Poofin

The period before dating that involves the hunt. To push up on someone. To move in on someone with intentions of dating or having a casual affair.

Young Berg Song "Sexy Lady"
"this new girl that I'm poofin on
gotta young boy thinkin bout movin on"

by KAOS217 January 9, 2008