pooch

Something that eats babies, a baby-eater

Sasuke from Naruto is a pooch.
Pooches aren't allowed to face.

by PenguinGengar December 10, 2005

pooching

v. to pooch is to have sex. Pooching is the act of having sex as a poocher is a womans vagina.

"Man I really pooched that sluts poocher last night!"
"haven't done much pooching lately.."

by imperfect faerie June 13, 2006

Pooch

Used to describe when something isn’t very good, particularly cinema.

How did you like the movie? It was a pooch.

by qawqaw October 24, 2020

Pooch

When a person eats a “farty shit” and vomits it up out through their nose.

Last night i pooched so hard that i could barely breathe for 3 hours

by doubleweeweepoop March 18, 2022

Pooch

a soft gushey part of the skin

Your elbows, cheeks, BUTT,, stomach,, Boobs,, ear lobe's,, susy,, maybe Eliz sometimes,,,

by Diego March 23, 2003

Pooch

A stupid, useless person who irritates others.

Stop acting like such a pooch!

by BlondieUT November 11, 2005

Pooch

A stupid skank whore slut bag. Top of the whores.

Stephanie Hall is the biggest pooch ever.

by Rage June 8, 2003