poobreath

when your breath smells like poop

ryan, you have poobreath, go drink some dr. smooth and use some listerine pocket paks.

by bob hermansonton April 19, 2006

poofart

N. Accedental defecation with all the characteristics of flatulance.

I poofarted and it ran down my leg and bunched up in the leg cuff of my sweats.

by Damn Near Rectum February 12, 2004

Poober

Lyft

Mayor McDaniels: No goodbyes, Mr. Hankey. You just need to go. We already called you a Poober.

Mr. Hankey: A Poober? They have that? (A Lyft car honks and pulls up) Oh, you mean Lyft Well, okay.

by Username 1552 October 18, 2018

poobreze

The smell you leave behind after taking a huge dump.

Hey did you enjoy that lovely new air freshener I just sprayed in the bathroom?

No, what is it?

Its some poobreze.

by Chillbur October 23, 2008

Poobaging

The act of running a lunch or fast food restaurant bag full of feces to someones door and lighting it on fire while laughing from a safe distance.

Yo, theres nothing to do tonight, lets go poobaging in chris's neighborhood.

by Soltan April 25, 2007

poosarge

first discoverd by the native anglo-saxon tribe of tolusa, this ancient ritual consists of all the males in the tribe laying down on there stomachs naked while the females rubed poo into there backs. They belived this warned off evil spirits.

"i could rely do with a poosarge my neck is killing me"
"it looks like a cold night, better have a poosarge to keep the spirits away"

by Tom Harpoo January 25, 2008

Pooparie

The combined scents of air freshner and anything that has been mustered up in the bathroom, which leaves a lingering, "intoxicating" scent.

I nearly choked to death on that pooparie when those three "lunchtime regulars" stepped out. Pheeeeeww!

by Arashmin April 8, 2010