white ponytail

An aged 1960s-1970s radical hippie who is now teaching radical hippie beliefs to young, wannabe radical hipsters at a university or college. Has sported a ponytail since their own college years which has now turned white with age. Usually male, but can be female. Also known as a 'gray ponytail'.
"My 'white ponytail' Environmental Studies professor made us do an essay on the significance of the first Earth Day because he remembers celebrating it by smoking a joint and planting a tree!"
by speedtimer May 25, 2020
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ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.
"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"
by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro March 20, 2014
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Ponytailing

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.
"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 26, 2023
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Ponytail Cramp

The painful feeling in your scalp after having your hair up in a ponytail for too long
"Why are you rubbing your head?"
"Ugh... I've got a wicked ponytail cramp"
by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
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Ponytail It

When you just have to deal with something or a situation and put it back/behind you for a period of time. To table the information.
I can see this issue is going to take some more discussion. Let’s ponytail it for now. Gather all of the information and put it back for later.
by Askingforafriend12 February 09, 2022
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Australian Ponytail

Another term for a bush. Ponytail down under.
Wow she has a bush!”
That’s her Australian Ponytail”
by Ms mama February 25, 2025
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Yamaka ponytail

When a person you’re banging has a noticeable hairy mole.
by Jayballs702 February 25, 2024
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