Sweat Poncho 

A shirt with very large holes in the armpit area typically worn by tools and men who work out in public. It should be worn by men with great bodies or by men who sweat excessively from their armpits.

Wtf is that scrawny weakling doing wearing a sweat poncho in the cafeteria? And he has weird tan lines.

Sweat Poncho by House 611 July 8, 2011

Roncho Poncho

Similar to a dutch oven, it is the act of trapping a fart inside and then smothering someone with the stench while wearing a snuggie.

I know I look ridiculous in a Snuggie, but it was worth it just to give Rachel a Roncho Poncho last night.

Roncho Poncho by Gotsch December 11, 2009

snake poncho 

Slang term for a condom.

Tommy was an idiot and forgot to wear a snake poncho. Now Erica is pregnant.

snake poncho by ComradeAndrew December 11, 2008

Soggy Poncho

After sex, taking off a full condom and slapping it across the face of your partner.

After he blew his load, Rick took off the rubber and gave Lisa a huge soggy poncho all over her face.

Soggy Poncho by nhamfcints September 3, 2010

Beer Poncho 

The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.

It was only 40 degrees at the football game, but Jim's beer poncho kept him warm all night.

Beer Poncho by Janarchy August 26, 2009

hog poncho 

Some retard that wears rain clothes in clear weather.

Look at that stupid hog poncho with rain boots in the middle of a drought.

hog poncho by Xx_69gay_retard69_xX February 4, 2017

dirty mexican (aka Poncho) 

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers

q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho

dirty mexican (aka Poncho) by mouse podi fpk December 9, 2008