Pomona

A small town on the sunshine coast, australia, which is about two streets long. SRSLY.
It is inhabited by hippies and old people.
There is a giant mountain in the middle of Pomona which blocks out some radio signals, so it's impossible to get Triple J.
Nothing cool ever happens in Pomona, and everyone under the age of 30 who lives there wants to get away from it.
Pomona, Gympie and Nambour can all be lumped under the same category of 'People Who Live Here Are Born With 2 Heads'.
Pomona is sometimes called 'Poo Town'.

"You're from Pomona? Poor thing!"

"You live in Pomona? Keep away from me."

"I'm not allowed to visit you if you live in Pomona, my mother doesn't want me catching 'retarded'."

by Katiecorn February 22, 2009

pocono extravaganza

A "pocono extravaganza" is when you get a bunch of people in a free for all in a hot tub in the poconos.

Mike got Lila, BP, and Tom in a "Pocono Extravaganza" over the weekend. They turned it into a train that even BP could could be proud of!

by JoeDog January 25, 2005

Pomona Pedophile

A Pomona Pedophile is a male over the age of 40 who continually bangs girls that are seniors in high school. Most generally, a Pomona Pedophile lives their life by one rule, "Sure I get older, but Seniors are ageless."

"Hey Dunkin, did you hear who Jamie fucked the other night?

"Yeah dude, that's the 5th time this week, Perkins is such a Pomona Pedophile!"

by The Harrillizer May 3, 2009

Cal Poly Pomona

When a place that you would expect to be managed well appears to be horribly mismanaged

Yo the wingstop over there is wack as hell!!! I tried to order and they we’re out of like 5 things. Not only that, I thought I heard a couple having sex in the back. That’s been the case for weeks now. I swear, that place is a total Cal poly Pomona.

by YuOfTheNight July 12, 2023

pomonified

a word that looks like pornofied from far away

dude 1: My car is so pomonified it's not even funny.
dude 2: what, like there's a bunch of victoria secret things and playboy magazines in there?
dude 1: wtf are you talking about?
dude 2: huh?
dude 1: ...?
dude 2: okayyyyyy... anyways...

by Pluto is a Planet April 27, 2009

Pomona high School

This is a school with ass hole teachers and kids who think there bad ass because they play football.if you go there you will see a bunch of bitches with Starbucks in there hand and Mexican kids wearing knock off true religion .if you need a quick pipe hit up a blonde soft more not saying names (bionca).

You go to "Pomona" witch is "gay" as "fuck"
Pomona high school is gay .

by Uasy listy December 8, 2018

pocona tree

a cross between a coconut tree and a palm tree. still working on inventing such a thing but until then haha

Damn Nema, those pocona trees outside sure have big poconuts!!

by Flippino January 31, 2009