armchair politician

A person who seems to have poorly based opinions on every aspect, defends them all blindly, and does it with very little research, IE: from just an armchair.

That kid flapping his mouth off about the war on terror is just some armchair politician.

armchair politician by moeburn September 22, 2004

Politicianitis

A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.

Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):

-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials

Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"

Politicianitis by Lashin March 31, 2009

polotician 

A pole dancer, stripper who specializes one jumping on the poles and spinning like a helicopter.

"She Aint A Politician Honeys A Polotician" (NAS as featured on My President by Young Jeezy)

polotician by Ralfie from Long Beach December 17, 2008

politician 

corporate whore who fakes compassion to gain the trust of the general public. Often a complete wordfuckwit/word.

Someone who would rather suck thier fathers cock than answer a question honestly.

see: wordliar/word, wordwhore/word, wordfake/word.

George Bush, Tony Blair, Margret Thatcher, Ron Davis.

iEcl. Rhodri Morgan/i

politician by snap March 16, 2003

politician 

A dirty thieving cocksucker.

That Reggie is a fucking politician.

politician by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

politician 

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

politician by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

politician 

Trickster, highwayman, mugger, pick-pocket, sexually confused, conscience-free zone; possibly male or female, but likely to be lying about about it either way. intellectually stupid but with acute animal cunning. Knows only money thus major coporate-parties are able to slit the throats of generations yet to come without concern. In Britain politicians are not so much 'elected' as 'selected'. Often associated with child molestation, prostitution, murder, swindling, refuse, robbery, violence and fund raising bingo nights, when they put on a venere of humanity. As false as the shine on Satan's wings.

Labour, Conservative & Liberal - Britian's political Unholy Trinity.

Trustworthy politician = a contradiction in terms

politician by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006