by teh skipper May 30, 2009
1. Someone who gets paid a lot of money to do basically nothing but tell lies and wear red white and blue ties.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.
2. Term used to describe a liar.
Also commonly referred to as a weasle.
2. Term used to describe a liar.
by dirtbikechick October 04, 2008
A lying, unprincipled, selfless person whose dirth of self-respect compels him to desperately sell himself to any buyer. He derives all his self-respect second-hand from others, but he can never fill the bottomless pit where his ego belongs. He lacks serious convictions and has no heroes; he lacks the confidence and courage to hold and form his own opinions. He is not a man, but a mouthpiece of the fools whose approval he cherishes.
Example 1:
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*
After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"
Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"
Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."
Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"
Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
Bill Clinton: "I want a national healthcare system!"
*Applause*
After mid terms, in State of the Union address-
Bill Clinton: "The era of big government is over!"
Observer: "Damn, that Clinton fool is such a politician. Does he believe in anything, or does he just say what people want to hear?"
Example 2:
George Bush: "I will never support anything resembling a national healthcare system."
Two years later, signing Prescription Drug Act
George Bush: "Now, a single payer, the government, will buy your medications!"
Observer: "Damn, just two years ago he said he didn't want government involved in healthcare. Did he really believe that, or was he just being a politician and saying that because that's what people wanted to hear at the time?"
by turibe January 30, 2011
Person 1: Dude, that was such a dumbazz move he made
Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
Person 2: Well, he's a politician, you can't blame him.
by BLABLABABLABLALBALBLALBLABLALB May 28, 2012
a(sometimes) elected official, who is unaccountable to legislatures and citizens, and driven by interests that do not represent the public good.
Cheney: "Lets rebuild iraq"
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."
Bush: "i have a good idea who we could hire to take care if this task"
Cheney: "Hehehe being a politician is easy, i know a couple of guys."
by Willyturdler May 28, 2007
A person whose basically more trouble than they're worth, corrupt, and are a fine representation of what's wrong with the world ... literally.
Politicians only care about themselves, as well as money and power, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get these things, from lying to empty promises that they know they can't or won't keep.
Politicians pretend to "care" about people, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them, by wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets or passing these biased and prejudiced laws that are either unfair or don't even make the slightest bit of sense, or pointing the finger of blame at whoever.
Politicians only care about themselves, as well as money and power, and are willing to do whatever it takes to get these things, from lying to empty promises that they know they can't or won't keep.
Politicians pretend to "care" about people, just so they can lie to them and manipulate them, by wrongfully raising taxes to line their pockets or passing these biased and prejudiced laws that are either unfair or don't even make the slightest bit of sense, or pointing the finger of blame at whoever.
by ChrisMBurdick July 07, 2016
Person A: I swear, my history teacher gave the most boring lecture about the Renaissance I've ever heard. You want to know the really sad thing? I was listening to the entire thing, and I STILL have no idea what he was saying.
Person B: Maybe he should've been a politician.
Person A: Perhaps.
Person B: Maybe he should've been a politician.
Person A: Perhaps.
by Ryan Clark Jr. June 10, 2018