A form of “opinion” where someone shares how they feel of how a certain thing should be handled, then to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DEMOLISHED INTO DUST BY 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS WITH BLUE HAIR that suppose that their opinion is objectively correct.
“Hey Brian!”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”
“Oh, hey jimmy! Did you hear what they said on Fox News?”
“what”
“did you hear what they said on fox news”
“…”
“Jimmy?”
“y-you must d-d-die. How could you ever watch something I don’t, I have rightfully decided that you are automatically a racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, and a fat shamer”
“how the fuck does that make any sense”
“Because. Brian. I don’t like it when someone has a valid opinion. we’re not friends anymore”
“What the fuck, I just asked if you heard what they said how does relate in anyway to politics?”
“ur mom”
by cutout June 30, 2021
Get the politicsmug. A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
by doomedfromthestart October 24, 2015
Get the Politicsmug. One big mid-life crisis in which rich, balding middle-aged men compete for the approval of their nation in order to distract themselves from the fact that they are over the hill with no way of going back as they quickly tumble towards their death. The winner ends up in office being used as a puppet for his party to push their agenda while the loser retires to mediocrity and Rogaine.
Politics is a huge battle over who has the best hair and the most money... And political idealogies and crap like that, but who cares about that.
by Cheapskateninja July 29, 2008
Get the politicsmug. Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned
"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"
by Brianne1979 January 15, 2006
Get the politicingmug. It's called "politics", not "the Olympics".
by kt_mcq January 12, 2009
Get the Politicsmug. When we went on our date, he was ever so politeful and it seemed rude 'not to' so I bent over and let him kiss my ass
by Kateisms February 14, 2014
Get the politefulmug. "Don't politicate me, and just answer the question!" or
"Stop politicating me, and just answer my question!"
"Stop politicating me, and just answer my question!"
by LatMyLongitude September 23, 2011
Get the politicatemug.