Polish cow

A meme where a cow is dancing to a song revolving a drug addiction which people find funny, albeit not knowing the meaning behind the song.

Polish people: Omg the polish cow song is so sad 😭
The rest of the world: Cow

by UltimateDoge March 7, 2022

Polish the knob

To Fellate.

The only way Beth got that raise was if she took the boss to the copy room to polish the knob.

by Oyabunkeith February 9, 2009

Polish order

The state of completely chaos, disarray and/or decay.

OR
Something that was supposed to function and/or improve but made things worse

I was stuck in my car for 3 hours. The traffic today is in Polish order.

by the_kzb January 20, 2022

polishing the nightstick

Masturbating a large, black cock.

Daunte and Dwight slumped in their seats at the back of the porno theatre, enjoying the movie while polishing the nightsticks. Their oversized dicks attracted the attention of several theatre regulars.

by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Polish 69

When a man lies on his stomach and the girl humps the back of his head, while giving him a rim job.

The back of my head is almost bald after that Polish 69.

by R-Dickulous November 14, 2016

polishing the pearl

Masturbating. A female rubbing her clitoris (or the general area of her vulva) is polishing her pearl. Also called "buttering her muffin," "jilling," "petting her cat," "maintaining a holding pattern," or "having a quick flick."

I like to watch my girlfriend moan and spasm while she is polishing the pearl.

by wwcnd July 22, 2008

Polish rodeo

When I guy whips out his dick and throws it around like a rope in the rodeo continuously hitting the girl in the chin.

Tanya's chin was black and blue in work today after her boyfriend gave her a polish rodeo

by Flickerstick182 January 7, 2017