Pilfered Turkey

A herdable food source in Age of Empires purloined from your opponent

No farms for me, thanks, my villagers grow fat from pilfered turkey!

by SaucyMallard May 19, 2020

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barber poler

from : Barber Poling: the technique of the male achieving orgasm whist being digitally manipulated on the "up stroke"

Jenny is a great girl but she is a barber poler

by coopacoopa August 3, 2010

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fab poffer

Someone who is on a popular dating site and a popular swingers site because they can't make their mind up if they want a cuddle or anal

She's a fab poffer she's after a one night stand with no fun!

by The only boyo February 27, 2017

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Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019

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The Poultry Poltergeist

When a woman runs around naked, like a headless chicken, making ghost noises and her partner has to ejaculate onto her. The man must have his eyes closed, only using the ghost noises to pinpoint her location.

“Amanda, Johnny and I tried out the Poultry Poltergeist and he nutted right into my eyes, he gave me pinkeye!”

by Soggy Cannabis May 9, 2022

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pilfergifting

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

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Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

by .Ryan. January 14, 2007

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Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

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