by The Pat Masta Flex March 23, 2009
Get the Pokemymom mug.The reason why gamer nerds will get exposure to the needed sunlight much more often than usual. It will also contribute in fixing their muscle imbalance as before the game was released only the muscles of the hand were in proper workout (due to both intense gaming and masturbating sessions for known reasons).Despite such acclaimed advantages , they are doomed to more disadvantages which of course they won't consider it like that. As if the virtualization of their own rooms wasn't enough to damage their brains, now they have the ability to virtualize the strange and scary outer world. When you encounter them on the streets you will be amazed that they possess more knowledge than your recently updated google maps causing more suffering to your non-nerd soul.Number of casualties that are hit by a car, bitten by stray dogs or/and raped in a nearby shrub will increase dramatically.
Oh shit dude I think I will have a Pokemon paranoia until the hype of Pokemon Go is gone in around 8 months.
by 1Davex1 July 16, 2016
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In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).
He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing
He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing
by jigme December 23, 2012
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WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
by gay_self August 10, 2022
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Mind you, the gameboy games are reeaally good!:D Not as childish as you would think.Theres a fisherman called Nob.....:D HEHE
...I like to reminisce :P
Mind you, the gameboy games are reeaally good!:D Not as childish as you would think.Theres a fisherman called Nob.....:D HEHE
...I like to reminisce :P
Me-"It's sad isn't it that I used to have a crush on Ash Ketchum off pokemon when I was Nin, Even though he was a cartoon?
Friend-"yup."
Friend-"yup."
by Absolutely-WeIrD June 16, 2007
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Get the hokie pokie mug.Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.
Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.
Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.
Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.
by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011
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