Pistivity

The highest level of being pissed. The height of you plus the person your pissed at.

I have reached my level of PISTIVITY.

by Asia J October 7, 2010

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.

Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol

by The Spike February 22, 2007

Dude Piston

The Cock, Penis, Pork steeple, Quiver bone.

"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

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by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.

After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).

by McNeal February 4, 2008

pisticuffs

n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.

Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.

Typically men have a longer pistance than women.

by Chennessey March 15, 2016

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009