Skip to main content

Pistivity

The highest level of being pissed. The height of you plus the person your pissed at.
I have reached my level of PISTIVITY.
by Asia J October 7, 2010
mugGet the Pistivity mug.

bristol pistol

Ejactulating over a womens breasts or Bristols.
Example:

I gave her the bristol pistol
by The Spike February 22, 2007
mugGet the bristol pistol mug.
Related Words

Dude Piston

"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

BLOODHOUND GANG'S
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005
mugGet the Dude Piston mug.

pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis)

Refers to a disease a person gets when their stash dries up.
After smoking all her weed that weekend Ally had pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis).
by McNeal February 4, 2008
mugGet the pistachiosis (pis-ta-she-o-sis) mug.

pisticuffs

n. A comical, drunken attempt at combat.
Those two blokes at the bar got into some pisticuffs.
by yO'Neill February 27, 2008
mugGet the pisticuffs mug.

Pistance

The distance traversed by a stream of piss measured from the opening of the urethra to the spot at which the stream lands.
Typically men have a longer pistance than women.
by Chennessey March 15, 2016
mugGet the Pistance mug.

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.
dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.
by wow567443 December 31, 2009
mugGet the piss pistol mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email