Squirty Penguin Poops

A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).

Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.

Mother: You've got what?

Kid: You know... SPP.

Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.

by DontCallMeMom December 3, 2013

Period poops

Right before and during your period. Your body acts like it is giving all the warning signs of omg we need to poop. Go go go. This is usually when most women discover they’ve started their period.

Girl, I can’t make it tonight. I got the period poops. Fr fr.

by Keepinitrealsince88 December 31, 2019

everyone poops

the greatest fucking book ever written. it tells about how everyone poops

everyone poops is an awesome book.

by daniel fucking lee September 22, 2006

poops

Poops is this kid I went to high school with who pooped his pants in 6th grade and ever since then everyone calls him poops.

Hey poops why'd you poop yourself?

by Don Smelhorn April 2, 2003

Poopsicle

A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.

You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.

by Tom Cruise's Straight Jacket September 6, 2010

poopscaroons

Making a doody so satisfying that your It winds around the toilet bowl. Then you need to take a nap afterwards

Uncle Steve hurries home after work to make a satisfying poopscaroons. Then passes out on the bathroom floor from exhaustion passing that bowel winding masterpiece.

That’s some good ole dropping brown experience you made Grandmom.

by Junkerbooty December 3, 2021

Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010