Yaoi paddle

A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.

One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.

It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.

Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*

Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."

Person1 "Awwww."

by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.

Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!

by BMOH April 6, 2009

puddled

Puddled is a slang word used in England's north midlands (and possibly further north) to mean that someone is mad, stupid, or unpredictable.

"his missis is as puddled as fuck, but I'd still give 'er one"

by Antman of NZ June 11, 2016

Pant Puddle

The almost always accident that occurs when after you pee and some of the left-over pee in your urethra drizzles down your pant legs: due to impatiences of not fully choking your peen,enough, after the act. This usually is an uncomfortable feeling that leaves you walking away from the bathroom/restroom in a sort of irregular step.

#1Mom: My son's underwears are always yellow. I think he has some sorta problem."
#2 Mom: Naw it's nothing out of the ordinary. Just Pant Puddle."

by Daravouchi October 9, 2013

snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Pocket Poodles

Tiny Poodles that people keep hidden in their pockets to keep themselves company when they are not supposed to have any animal companions.

I got myself some of them fabulous little Pocket Poodles so that I will never have to be alone!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2021