tolu and paolo

people who will forever be in love and are having a kid named emersyn!!

example

- tolu and paolo love their daughter emersyn

by preppybestie72 September 26, 2021

Paolo

He is the gayest person alive. He has a girlfriend as a cover up for his gayness.

bro ur so paolo
fuck u u paolo

by sadlf;jadlfjasd November 6, 2018

paolo encarnacion

The coolest Paolo ever. Encarnacion. W00t. www.xanga.com/bahamuto

Paolo is so cool
Shut up Paolo Encarnacion.

by Oaiki Wu March 10, 2005

paolo

the act of masturbating upon a reflection on a glass surface such as a mirror or tv screen. derived from the Filipino word "palo" which in English means whip/spank.

History: First used in Obrero suburb of Davao City, Philippines where masturbation as a direct result of a reflection of panties on a blank tv screen occurred.

Dude's upstairs paoloing.

by natataeako March 19, 2009

Poolog

A turd shaped brown Russian pastry covered in slivered almonds - somewhat camouflaging its very poo-like appearance.

I'd like a coffee and poolog, please.

by bananas brown June 3, 2005

pooloaf

The name derives from the existence of feces(poo) and the hot steaminess of bread(loaf). An expression used to demoralise some hoe; as if they were a loaf that contained the ingredient that is found in the common loo - which no one wants to eat, nor look at.

Some hoe: That man's pregnant.
Cool guy: You pooloaf. You big fat steamy pooloaf.

by toni! April 22, 2008

Poolock

The dreadlocks on a chimpanzees ass formed by continual defecation and matting of ass hair.

I went to the San Diego zoo and saw tons of Poolocks.

by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013