A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.
Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.
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1. marked by skill in being verrrrrrry sneeeky (very sneaky)and smooth. One might say that ninjas are plumcrafty.
2. When used in a sarcastic manner, this word is a faux praise of another's lack of craftiness that would be implied by a non-sarcastic use. One might say that George W. Bush is plumcrafty.
1. marked by skill in being verrrrrrry sneeeky (very sneaky)and smooth. One might say that ninjas are plumcrafty.
2. When used in a sarcastic manner, this word is a faux praise of another's lack of craftiness that would be implied by a non-sarcastic use. One might say that George W. Bush is plumcrafty.
In the positive:
Oh, snap! That was plumcrafty! Can you show me how to do that?
in the negative:
Oh, that was plumcrafty Jimmy. What are you going to do next, shoot bottle rockets out of your bum?
Oh, snap! That was plumcrafty! Can you show me how to do that?
in the negative:
Oh, that was plumcrafty Jimmy. What are you going to do next, shoot bottle rockets out of your bum?
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