Puberstache

The bum-fluff barely-visible moustache that pre-pubescent boys are oh so proud of

(Word coined by Sean-Michael Gettys and submitted with his permission)

aww look, your little brother is sooo proud of his puberstache

by LeeJP77 November 28, 2012

plumbers toolbag

A massive cameltoe

Cecil baggins and joe gurner are at the gym

Joe : My god Cecil I have just seen a sexy woman doing squats over there
Cecil : where .....wow she is down low on those squats isn't she joe .....so low her snatch has opened up like a plumbers toolbag .
joe : yeah she has an amazing plumbers toolbag

by The double vulcan December 17, 2015

Puber

A pube you find in an Uber

"Hey look a puber!"

by Hanwen September 3, 2016

pleuberry pie

A delicious dessert that has a warm crunchy crust and juicy pleuberry inside.

Ingredients:

198 packs of Marlborough cigs
2 Tablespoons of cancer
1 dash of orphan blood
2 baby nigglets
38 aid cells
4 Pleuberries

How to make:

In a large mixing bowl add in all ingredients and mix well. Tip, Don't let the nigglets crawl away.
Bake for 3 days and sit on for 3 more days. Bam you have the world class pleuberry pie. Enjoy!

Guy1: *Eats pie* Mmmmmhmmhmhmh That's some guuuud pleuberry pie
Guy2: Can I have some?
Guy1: *Eats Guy2*

by thepleuisreal May 18, 2017

Pubernating

The action of being in Puberty.

I am Pubernating.

I was Pubernating.

I am about to start Pubernating.

by KingTuxWH April 22, 2018

blame puberty

phrase for blaming things like webkinzcomet on, meaning the hormones were making you think "that way" ;)

some people may also want to thank puberty for it, depending on how they feel

It's not my fault, frickin blame puberty!!
No it's ok, we should thank it ;)

by Vicious_Vuhjaina January 30, 2016

Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017