An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
by rose kennedy December 21, 2008
Get the Teutonic Plague mug.Similar to the "Bieber Fever", the Black Plague is a very deadly disease, and highly contagious. Thanks to Rebecca Black, she has spread this new disease to million and possible billions of innocent people.
Logan: Ugh, Bro! I cant get that stupid Rebecca Black song "Friday" out of my head!!
Shane: Hmmm this sounds really similar to the "Bieber Fever".
Michael: No dude, its worse. I think Logan has caught..."THE BLACK PLAGUE!"
*crying & sobbing*
Shane: Hmmm this sounds really similar to the "Bieber Fever".
Michael: No dude, its worse. I think Logan has caught..."THE BLACK PLAGUE!"
*crying & sobbing*
by Dragon Lust April 19, 2011
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The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.
"How was your Knight's Head last night?"
"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."
by chugers April 14, 2009
Get the Pooponic Plague mug.The act of abstaining from and or taking a hiatus from the consumption of pie.
Not eating pie at the current hour.
Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.
Being one without pie
Not eating pie at the current hour.
Withdrawing from any sponsored pie eating contests.
Being one without pie
Due to the lateness of the evening, and my current no sugar diet, I'll be taking a PIATUS till next week.
I cannot defend my title this year, as I am currently on piatus.
I cannot defend my title this year, as I am currently on piatus.
by Pieguys1411 February 25, 2010
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Get the plague knight mug.A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.
Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs
Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague
Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague
by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011
Get the Poon Plague mug.The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.
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