pissing with the door open

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.

"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

by MC Knockout September 20, 2006

Pissing Goat

The act of urinating whilst crawling around on all fours naked. Women can do this simply by pissing while crawling round, however, it is paramount that males place their cock and balls between their legs before commencing the act.

'Oh my GOD, is that Louis Morgan doing the pissing goat?'

'Holy fucking shit Chris Hanbury is doing the pissing goat at MY PARTY, w00p!'

'Instead of revising Craig Taylor is doing the pissing goat all over the law of Evidence'

'Look Sammi Gingell is so drunk she's doing the pissing goat and does not care.'

by Cragamuffin May 10, 2009

pissin' together

a young couple, usually in middle school, who are hesitant to show physical affection towards one another. However, when they do show affection (such as hand holding), it is as awkward as peeing in front of each other.

Taylor and Stephen were holding hands in front of their friends on Saturday; it looked like they were pissin' together.

Dude stop pissin' together, just kiss her already!

by katienedsfilthyfilms July 27, 2010

phantom pissing disorder

A rare disorder characterized by a neurosensory disturbance that leads a person to think they have pissed themselves, but they have not.

During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2020

pissling

n. - the remaining small drops of urine that is released after urination.

I hate it when pisslings fall on my shoes.

by Interstitial September 3, 2005

Pissing the shit

To literally piss shit because someone has made you angry.

Quentin is pissing the shit out of Sarah.

by A real deal October 27, 2012

inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015