x-pinion

when someone has a bad opinion

yo dawg you have a wack x-pinion man!

by rappper x June 26, 2006

pinktoe

it is a social term among men of color for caucasian females.

What up Lon...you get with that 'pinktoe' that was hollerin' at you lastnight?

by pinktoelover August 23, 2009

pinto

1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".

1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"

2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004

Pintobean

When a male only has a single ball hanging from his ball sack

His niut hangs like a pintobean

by Padoger February 6, 2017

pinto

A car that apparently has a flint bumper and a leaky gas tank when rearended the car cumbusts into flames.

i rearended this douchebag with a pinto and now im being charged with murder.

by elliot young April 24, 2006

Pinto

my favorite Ford car that explodes when it is rear-ended

"My pinto could smoke your fucking rice burner

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 28, 2003

Sila Maria Pinto

An alien originally hailing from an obscure planet in the andromeda galaxy. She is currently learning the ways of earthling life. Sila enjoys British accents, moving her nose like a bunny (one of her many talents),eating various gummy candies, and entertaining the earthlings with her awkward sense of humor. Sila is a fan of all rock music, manga, comics, anime, and discovery channel, and she also secretly worships all the furry creatures that roam the land. Sila is a very elusive creature who tends to enjoy randomly appearing in mosh pits, and is famed for appearing with words of wisdom when her earthling friends are in danger. Sila has a very wide range of very confusing moods and facial expressions the likes of which tend to confuse her surrounding earthlings. Sila can often be found looking to the sky and pondering whether the mother ship will ever come back for her. If you ever happen to run into Sila make sure to say "shlaaawapagroudumpio" and give her a hearty hug for that is her preferred greeting.

Sila Maria Pinto: *holds out a baby* is this item for consumption?

"would you look at that amazingly attractive female the complexities of her beauty are not of this world! It must be Sila Maria Pinto!"

by thatoneguythatwasinthebushes February 25, 2009