Dutch Pinata

To blindfold someone, spin them around until dizzy, smack them with your penis, and then insert a lollipop in their butt.

Hey honey, do you want to try the Dutch Pinata tonight?

by Mullethunter324 April 27, 2011

Pinata Smack

Someone who is out line and being a total douche and is in dire need of "Enlightment and Understanding"

You grab the person,(whoever) Tie a rope around their waist, hoist them over a tree limb, and smack the hell out of 'em with broom -handles like a 'Pinata'

dude#1: Whoa! Dan was way out of line today
dude#2: No doubt,he's definitely is in need of a Pinata Smack

by richerpaumade October 28, 2010

Brown Pinata

Beating your boyfriend's ass with a paddle until he loses control of his bowels, resulting in a shower of brown "treats".

"Last night, Alexi gave me a Brown Pinata. I'm wearing a diaper as we speak."

by Corndog January 6, 2005

pinaka

the most, as popularized by the Stank head of the pinaka line: Jason Tengco

Stop being a pinaka and just ask that boy out!

by ararat March 9, 2009

pussy piñata

When you take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of a girl's vagina, and then candy comes out.

Guy 1: Yo, your sister's pretty cute

Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before I made her into my pussy piñata...

by DJ Sketch October 4, 2009

Disease Piñata

A girl that's hot but you can tell she's gotten around too much.

Guy 1: "What about this chick?"

Guy 2: "Nah man she's a disease piñata if you tap that you don't know what surprises you'll get"

by CraZforSP November 17, 2014

Pinkawa

One who is versed in the use of crayons and other artistic materials and attempts in vain to apply these to Digital Media.

Usually applied to aged art students who try to make the transition to more electronic or computer-aided design disciplines.

Most Pinkawa's suffer from a delusion that the Apple Mac is the only real design tool available.

"did you see Neil? He completely pinkawa'd his last web project"

by Bisct October 18, 2008