PILF

Papa I'd like to fuck

Holy smokes, were you over at Sally's yesterday? Man she has got one hell of a PILF for a father!!

by fu sha sha October 16, 2008

PILF

PILF: (n) Acronym referring to a "Philosopher I'd like to fuck."

Usage:

Me: Dude, Wittgenstein is a total PILF!
also Me: Yeah, good thing reading Wittgenstein is a total mind-fuck.

by causasuigeneris May 12, 2013

PILF

Palin I'd Like to Fuck. References the 2008 Republican vice presidential candidate, who happens to also be a MILF.

Man, dude, that Sarah Palin is such a PILF.

by Jeff Kelley October 18, 2008

PILF

Pedophile I'd like to fuck

Look! that man in that van is definately a PILF!

by ilusion80 October 21, 2010

pilf

Derives from the root word, ilf. It stands for Parakeet I'd like to fuck. Used to describe especially attractive parakeets.

Guy 1 - Holy shit, check out the color on that parakeet! And those wings, wow! What a pilf!

Guy 2 - Hellz yeah, I'd tap that!

by John Argon August 6, 2006

PILF

Potential id like to fuck

There's potential there, definate PILF!

by splint0r July 5, 2009

pilf

pledge i'd like to fuck

erin from APO sure is a pilf

by pilf#2 November 16, 2006