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Phonepire

1.A person engaged in visually absorbing information from a cellular device day in and day out .
2. Cell phone enthusiasts.
"I want all of the information now!!!!! Who are you ?asked google. I am a Phonepire!!! Now give me information."
by Hathorbeau August 20, 2021
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phonegender

when you want to fuck a phone because of a picture
if you are phonegender

your mom needs to take every single phone away my man
by gachakidslayer123 August 5, 2022
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Phoneputer Slide

When your phone accidentally slides along the keyboard of your computer/laptop.
Derik: qasdfghjkl

Mike: Yo what was that?

Derik: Sorry guys, my phone just did a Phoneputer Slide here along my keyboard.
by ComputerWorld March 23, 2024
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Phonehead

Noun: it is the verbal declaration of when you're viewing your phone and it slip out of your hands and smacks you in the head.

Phonehead(ed): someone who continually drops their phone on their head.
Phonehead(ing): someone in the act of dropping their phone.
Phonehead(er): someone who has a common history of dropping their phone on the head.
1. HER: ahh my phone slipped and hit me in the head. HIM: phonehead!
2. Mike, have some decency, you phonehead.
3. She's such a huge phonehead. She broke her phone.
by Mister missedher March 27, 2025
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Phonehead

A person whose only median for online interaction is their cellphone. On top of this, they are trend hoppers and authentic humor is completely alien to them. These are the same people that constantly reference the latest memes from TikTok or whatever the fuck. Most phoneheads are also AIheads.
Phonehead 1: Hey guys wanna play some Grow a Garden? It is the best game on Roblox, the only place on the internet where you can play video games.

Phonehead 2: Yeah then we can go do the Speak Your Mind Challenge! Nigga wtf is the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge? This must be some Guest 666 shit. Long live Black Herobrine.

Guest 666: you phoneheads can shut the fuck up before I smite you. Do you have nothing better to do? You could be doing something meaningful like playing Homigrad - Daniel’s Reality.
by Guest 666 Acolyte August 8, 2025
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dum-phoneded

The feeling one gets as a result of how many times your phone auto-corrects a word that you meant to type
Bob: OMG Joe, I'm so dum-phoneded by how many times my phone corrected "fuck" to "duck"!
Joe: Yeah that would dum-phoned me too!
by pussaypwner69 October 3, 2017
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can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.
can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????
by hackb October 29, 2024
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