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Ass Phantom

To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003
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Phantom orgasm

The day after you've had really bomb sex and while thinking about how amazing that orgasm was last night you have one but not as powerful.
I was at work today and had a phantom orgasm.

Last night was so good that I've been having phantom orgasms all day!
by ScorpionWitch October 31, 2017
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phantom laugh track

An illusion experienced by would-be comedians, consisting of a raucous laugh track playing in their minds every time they think they’ve said something funny.
He would pause after each funny-bomb he dropped, waiting for the phantom laugh track to die down so he could continue his random and pathetic attempts at humor.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2020
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Phantom Wristband Syndrome

After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome
Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago
by PoorDavid January 22, 2023
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julie and the phantoms

a show about 3 ghosts (phantoms) who were in a band in the 90s who meet a girl called Julie in in present time and create a new band with her. an AMAZING netflix original musical tv show, that was made for kids, which EVERYONE and their mama loves. poc representation? check! lgbtq+ representation? check! bomb songs? check, check, check! stream it on netflix so it gets renewed for season 2 💞
julie and the phantoms is an amazing, underrated show!
by jatp_michelle December 21, 2020
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Phantom Dumptaker

The Phantom Dumptaker is an elusive being that leaves its dump in the bathroom stall without flushing. The Phantom Dumptaker may leave his/her mark on public or private toilets with little or no consequence. Unfortunately funding for the war against the Phantom Dumptaker's terror is being used for the war on regular, non-Dumptaking terror.
Gerald: *Opens Stall* AVAST! I have fallen victim to the Phantom Dumptaker's Phantom Dumptakery!



Jeane: *Runs out of bathroom crying* OMFG some one left a disfigured baby in the toilet!!
Lisa: What Color was it ?!?
Jeane: *Sniff Sniff* Greenish Brown
Lisa: You have been hoodwinked by the Phantom Dumptaker!!!!!
Jeane:*Sniff* AVAST!
by Chris-G-Anity October 31, 2008
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phantom pain

Phantom pain is the pain amputees feel in the place where they have lost a limb. Initially it is hard for some to grasp the fact that they have lost a limb, because they can feel intense pain where their limb was. There are methods to reorient the mind so that the pain goes away or is greatly reduced.

Also relates to the imagined pain a person feels when someone they love disappears from their life.
Sarge, I think I have been hit, I got this horrible pain in my left leg.

Don't worry private, it is only phantom pain you are feeling, we got your leg in a secure location, where no buddy can cause it harm.
by mlhiss April 8, 2008
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